So a great Saturday to you and i find myself in the office hunched over my laptop typing this. Not like i’m complaining or anything, i don’t mind my office…there’s an AC and i don’t have to become barbecued Steak outside in that useless excuse for a Sun. I mean we get that there’s no one hotter than the sun, does he (or is she, it certainly acts like one) so why does ‘she’ have to constantly try to prove it to us?
Anyway, enough of that, we have a game against the Chav scum tomorrow and we really need to win this one. I discussed that a United loss gave us 1 screw up card and i would rather not use it against Chelsea. I would be more worried about United when we go to Old Trafford. Not saying Chelsea isn’t dangerous or anything but you have to admit that we’ve never been in better shape to face them than right now.
We have a great squad, we’re playing well (most of the time anyway) and we’re winning games. A win against Chelsea will finally get that useless monkey off our back (i’ve always pictured it as the angry one from Family Guy) and hopefully chuck him under an eighteen wheeler which then crushes it beyond existence.
The team news is that we will be without the Ox (shame), Aterta (shame), Diaby (not new…i don’t think he’s injured though) and may be without Mert (Oh No!) Well personally while Mert’s experience will be awesome, i kinda think Gabriel is just cynical enough to be a better fit for this game than the German.
Arsene hasn’t beaten Mou in 12 attempts…which is uncool, stupid bloke is probably bragging about it to his kids. So 13th time lucky maybe? Taking Hazard into consideration, i understand those that want Debuchy to start, but how about the right side of attack? Ramsey has made it his home in recent weeks but i do not feel that’s the way to go on this one (what do i know, i’m just a couch potato) i think Welbeck would be a better fit or Alexis on the right and Ramsey in the middle…if only the Ox was fit, cos he was really becoming quite awesome earlier in the season. He was the only great story of the early part of the story
Of course the Coquelin and Bellerin stories have become more glamorous since they don’t read like a Danielle Steel novel (yet). So i feel we can take on the Chavs
Also it seems some dude is coming to the Emirates that people are all excited about, some Spanish fella…dunno what all the fuss is about, I wonder if he’s still masked….He kinda reminded me of Daredevil (which was awesome by the way, give it a watch) But we’ll have to set that aside and face the game. Seems he was a former player…i don’t seem to remember him, my memory is all foggy these days (Foggy…haha)
Anyway, we may not be able to stop Chelsea winning the title, but we can certainly slow them down and in the process give ourselves the confidence to do something great with this season and beyond. So all the best to the lads, i’ll be cheering them on and hoping for a win
#COYG!!!!!