Arsenal signs Lacazette? Not yet but…
I can’t imagine him in any other kit.
Take this trip with me. Close your eyes and imagine, Lacazette, in all his 5’9 glory…
In a Chelsea shirt? Meh. It’ll make him look shorter.
In a Manchester United shirt? Urgh! The Chevrolet billboard on that kit will sear and corrupt his heart with devilish intents.
In a Manchester City shirt? Nah…the money will get in his head and he’ll forget how to play good football.
In a Sp*rs shirt, *vomits* The vitriol. Scabies on his skin.
In an Arsenal shirt? aah…so much better.
Sky Sports says we’re going in with a heavier bid. Make this happen Wenger! Make this happen.