[dropcap color=”#73d62c”]A[/dropcap]s much as I like to read the papers with my cuppa in hand…or my pure water sachet, whichever, I couldn’t but perish the thought of holding either option because I hated this piece of journalist-ic bollocks. Daily Star reports that we’ll be swapping Walcott for Sterling…what absolute sh*ttery is that?
Forgive me people, but here comes the rant…
How in Bergkamp’s name can or should I say ‘why’ now? Why should the thought even cross the the minds of these opportunistic journalists? Besides, Sterling isn’t going to take the £100,000 a week Wenger’ll be most less than willing to dosh out PLUS, Sterling would be annoyingly expensive! Plus, add that Walcott is a lot prettier than Sterling; c’mon! the guy’s a sight for sore eyes!
Or this could all just be news generated by greedy football agents. Hopefully.
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So, I’ve got to report this one from Mirror. I really did try to skip it but figured I might end up being charged for news deprivation. The annoyance, the pesky fly/mosquito/*add your own for here* is doing what he knows to do best after well, parking the bus – blowing his trumpet. He says he perfect, pretty and posh; I say ‘get a life’.
Our dearest Carl Jenkinson might end up at Liverpool in the summer or so The Sun says. I really wish Jenks well, he loves us so much yet, he kind of never really got to where we wanted him to as a player. Can’t imagine how much pain the dude goes through just watch Bellerin…*sigh*
Express reports that Kun Aguero has sworn by everything under the Manchurian stars to end his six game goal drought, while Mirror say Everton are hot on the heels of Tom Cleverly. There was a time I wanted Tom…those were desperate times my friends, desperate times.
Tim Sherwood talks up how Daniel Levy begged him to stay even after he got sacked by the same club which, doesn’t really make any sense if you ask me. And many fingers don dey enter our Schneiderlin soup oh! Wenger! Where you dey? Oya! Snatch that Morgan boy on the double!
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