It’s past dinner time and I’m down with a cold…and the things on my ‘to do’ list keep growing, aaargh!The boss’ on leave and my colleague’s gone to find a painter for his new pad so I’m in the office alone and can finally find time to get the Newspaper reviews out to you
In today’s newspaper rounds, Gerrard who’s about to jettison Liverpool, saved their behinds again but scoring a brace against MK Dons who surprisingly gave the Scousers a run for their money. You would think they’d go past the – what are they now, League 3 team? – Dons without much ado.
Gerrard had to come save them. No offense here but I think he deserves a statue at Liverpool, a museum even. He’s been a really good player fro the club.
Oh, and did I mention Stevie G’s leaving for the MLS soon? Okay, just mentioned it.
The Mirror reports that our very own Szczesney has been fined £20,000 for ‘huffing and puffing’ in the shower room after our loss to Southampton. You can’t blame the dude though, the goals were mostly due to his mistakes and he probably had to calm his already grayed nerves.
We might have a problem on our hands in the EPL if this story is true – Lionel Messi sparks rumours of his move to Chelsea. Since civil war broke out in Barcelona, well, anyone would want to move, and then Messi goes and follows Chelsea’s instagram account… And there you have it! Messi to Chelsea! Let’s he stays at Barca and we only have to contend with him in Champions League games.
The Express reports that Winston Reid may be on his way out after Big Sam complains that his prized defender was ‘tapped up’ behind his back. Weren’t we in for the dude at some point?
Javier Hernandez may be without a club this summer as Manchester United and Real Madrid will have no place for him when the season ends. Hernandez went on loan to Madrid and has failed to
gel his hair with ororo get enough game time.
More news, enjoy.