In today’s newspaper rounds, Sunderland jog out of the bottom three with the help of Fletcher’s goals, Theo Walcott looks set for a new deal…but wait, didn’t we just give him a new one last year? *scratches head*
Mr. Brendan Rodgers will gamble and rest Gerrard against Real Madrid…oh dear, I guess his resigned himself to fate; all is indeed lost.
And Fellaini’s spit wasn’t actually a spit, it was more of err…a spitum, or, did he even spit at all? The FA don’t think so after many video rewinds.
Meanwhile, everybody hates
Chris Balotelli, and Liverpool fans heap all their woes on his poor Italian shoulders, however, Ancelotti thinks otherwise and so do I. They never gonna get another cannibal Suarez.
Find all these and more in today’s football newspaper round up.