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| Hmm…So this is what it feels like sitting on the bench where nobody gives a pig’s shit about you. |
And it’s with great sadness that I present this news to you; Robin van Persie was unable to score on his Man-United début. Oh, and yes, he was on the bench for most part of the match.*Snif* The news breaks my fragile heart…yeah right!
It’s the twitter special today, and I’ve taken it upon myself to bring to you the digital rantings of fans and great Arsenal bloggers alike on twitter.
Nice début ay lad!? Y’ ex-mates Verm and Kosc are ‘avin a mighty big laugh at yer stupidity now. The girl in the video’s bowling with laughter too, a mighty strange one at that… ha!ha!ha!ha! *cough!* and more ha!ha!
So RVP had a great debut.. twitter.com/norajenkinson/…
— Nora ☂ (@norajenkinson) August 20, 2012
Even yer’ country mates are bowling over at ya! You’ve become such a joke! You see, prayers work, especially when they come from the hearts of bleeding fans…
Great victory by Everton… Congrats to
@johnheitinga and to@persie_official with his debut for Man Utd!!!
— Wesley Sneijder (@sneijder101010) August 20, 2012
Oh, yeah, and lest we forget, how’s the little boy doing? I hope he doesn’t wet his nappies and cry in his sleep. We’ll happily donate for you to get him an ice-lolly.
hahaha “
@gingers4limpar: Seems like a good time to roll this one out again… twitter.com/SexyFootball_E…”
— James Doherty (@the_ex_tuft) August 20, 2012
The little boy inside Robin van Persie is screaming for his mummy.
— arseblog (@arseblog) August 20, 2012
And while you’re at it, remember yer new club went on the stock exchange, prices fall mate, and when the Glazier family are done syphoning funds from yer new base, the salary backlog will rear its ugly ‘ed. If that happens, you can come back though, we’re very forgiving; just a few seasons in the youth team and you’ll be up and running.
Y U NO GOT RECEIPT FERGIE? twitter.com/arsenalfamily/…
— Arsenal Family (@arsenalfamily) August 20, 2012
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| RvP: Hey Roo, wait, listen, err..y’see it was like I was trying to shoot and then I felt a crack in my glass ankles and then… Roo: Oh! Shataap! |
Aaaah, the joy of the fans…sweet.
I can’t express how happy I am to see United lose and Van Penis looking up the table at Arsenal. AFC need to make sure it stays that way
— Daniel AFC Cowan (@thedanielcowan) August 20, 2012
Just so you know, our dream of having another “Invincibles season” is still on.
#COYG
— The Funny Gooner (@FunnyGooner) August 20, 2012
The consequences and repercussions of wanting to want-away people. Learn…
— Mister Spruce (@MisterSpruce1) August 20, 2012
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