|Hmm…So this is what it feels like sitting on the bench where nobody gives a pig’s shit about you.|
And it’s with great sadness that I present this news to you; Robin van Persie was unable to score on his Man-United début. Oh, and yes, he was on the bench for most part of the match.*Snif* The news breaks my fragile heart…yeah right!
It’s the twitter special today, and I’ve taken it upon myself to bring to you the digital rantings of fans and great Arsenal bloggers alike on twitter.
Nice début ay lad!? Y’ ex-mates Verm and Kosc are ‘avin a mighty big laugh at yer stupidity now. The girl in the video’s bowling with laughter too, a mighty strange one at that… ha!ha!ha!ha! *cough!* and more ha!ha!
Oh, yeah, and lest we forget, how’s the little boy doing? I hope he doesn’t wet his nappies and cry in his sleep. We’ll happily donate for you to get him an ice-lolly.
The little boy inside Robin van Persie is screaming for his mummy.
— arseblog (@arseblog) August 20, 2012
And while you’re at it, remember yer new club went on the stock exchange, prices fall mate, and when the Glazier family are done syphoning funds from yer new base, the salary backlog will rear its ugly ‘ed. If that happens, you can come back though, we’re very forgiving; just a few seasons in the youth team and you’ll be up and running.
|RvP: Hey Roo, wait, listen, err..y’see it was like I was trying to shoot and then I felt a crack in my glass ankles and then…
Roo: Oh! Shataap!
Aaaah, the joy of the fans…sweet.
I can’t express how happy I am to see United lose and Van Penis looking up the table at Arsenal. AFC need to make sure it stays that way
— Daniel AFC Cowan (@thedanielcowan) August 20, 2012
The consequences and repercussions of wanting to want-away people. Learn…
— Mister Spruce (@MisterSpruce1) August 20, 2012
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