Had noodles and fried eggs for breakfast today with papers strewed across my desk at work at the same time dreading the traffic I might have to face on my way home at 7pm…*sigh* the life of the average working class gal in Lagos, aka Lasgidi aka the city that never sleeps.
Comforting myself with the fact that one day, just one day, I might get to
manage Arsenal FC myself, work in the legal department of Arsenal FC…*cough* what? Why you dey look me like dat? Dreams do come true na, ask Jack Wilshere.
Okay, enough about my life and back to the newspaper headlines…
Daily Mail say Liverpool won’t punish Sterling for using hippy crack aka laughing gas. They however claim that this latest stunt by Raheem Sterling has put off potential suitors who hitherto were prepared to snatch him off Liverpool. My thoughts? Well, if Liverpool do indulge Sterling then that’ll be terribly sad. I hear Jordan Ibe was somewhere in the mix, well, they’ll have to let that one off the hook as well but this will even shore up the lack of discipline we suffer in the Premier League.
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Well, it’s the Daily Sun and all but really, I would have preferred Morgan Schneiderlin. The paper reports that Arsenal are in for Milner as they are now favourites to sign him; let’s hope it’s Flamini or Arteta he’ll be replacing and not a major player.
Daley Blind has sent out a warning that Mancheestah You-nai-ed (Manchester United) would be after the title next season. You see, I have no doubts about that, they’ve got a good team and still intend on spending an obscene amount of money in the summer HOWEVER, dude wey dey Blind, keep your bragging sturvz to yourself.
Okay, so we’r in the news again via the Mirror. Arsenal plan to block Theo Walcott moving to Anfield while Machester Citeh look to steal Raheem Sterling from the backyard while Brendan’s not looking; all this is via a £30m bid. You have to wonder about these press people though; wasn’t it Daily Mail writing just now that Raheem had all but chased his suitors away? :/
Manchester United seem set to swoop in for Sami Khedira according to The Sun, Joe Cole seeks to extinguish Steven Gerrard’s hope of a cup win before his EPL retirement while United offer Hernandez as sweetener to Saints for Clyne deal.