Today the rest of the footballing world expects us to get our arses kicked when the Shadow mercenaries from Mount Catalonia at the edge of middle earth, attack our home, the phenomenally beautiful and ever peaceful Shire (Emirates stadium). After our lackluster display over the weekend where we were unable to mount proper attacks — … Read more
On a warm summer day in mid May of the year 2014, Arsenal fans around the world were more than ever, connected by a desire so strong you could sense it when you walked in the midst of them. With just under 12mins of extra time to play, tension was screaming in the air, fear … Read more
A flashy car with an inadequate engine and terrible navigation system. This is Chamberlain to me. Read on to understand the reason for this comparison. In an alternate reality, Chamberlain is nominated for the Ballon d’ Or. This would make the third consecutive year he’s been nominated, having won the previous two. After helping Arsenal … Read more
This can not be happening, I mean, it shouldn’t be happening. The last few weeks of football for Arsenal fans around the world is surely something that would be likened to a dreamer’s dream. It’s almost as if there has been an election in the footballing heavens, and the newly elected cabinet consists 60% of … Read more
Clichy sends a perfectly weighted pass from the left side of our half; just behind the half way line, Eduardo receives the ball in a universe sized amount of space, turns around and makes for the 18 yard box. He calmly passes the ball to the awaiting Adebayor and skips over the onrushing leg of a … Read more
Yeah smarty pants, as you have rightly guessed from the title of the post, this is related to the hit HBO TV series we all love- “Game Of Thrones”- Are you happy? Can we move on now? Okay? Thank you. So I had this awesome idea (we can agree to disagree, but it wouldn’t matter … Read more
The following took place between 5am and 6am, in the mind of an Arsenal fan. (Please tell me you caught that reference to 24) Angry Gunner (AG): Stop it, let me go, let me at him!!!! Arggghhhhh! Calm Gunner (CG): Pipe down mate, we already won AG: So what? We were a pile of shit … Read more
I have found it quite difficult to write about the Arsenal lately because inspiration hasn’t been forthcoming. I begin to think that maybe I’ve offended the creative gods by maybe having a roll in the hay with a fair maiden they’ve been keeping for themselves. Oh well, I’ll have to make do with what logic … Read more
