What a week eh?
Monday was a bit of a let down regardless of how you look at it.
The events you are about to read about occurred in real time, or not. Just read on will ya?
7am: *checks twitter, sees nothing* There’s still time
8am: *checks twitter, sees nothing* There’s still time
9am: *checks twitter* Oh look, there’s been lots of rumours
10am: *checks twitter* Oh look, new set of rumours
11am: *checks twitter* Oh look, newww set of rumors
12pm: *checks twitter* Oh look, there’s been lots of rumours but I’ll wait for Ornstein the Oracle to report on it
1pm: *checks twitter* WAIT!!!!!!! WHAT?????? THE ORACLE SAID WE AIN’T SIGNING NO ONE? NOTHING?
2pm: *checks twitter* another set of rumours but nothing concrete
3pm: *checks twitter* Welbeck? Is that supposed to be banter?
4pm: *checks twitter* lol. Seems that Welbeck news was a joke….hahaha.
5pm: *checks twitter, Welbeck news gathers pace* HOLD THE F*!K UP! HE IS S?*T!
6pm: *checks twitter, Welbeck noise not going away* Could we really be signing Welbeck?
7pm: *checks twitter, Nastatic and a merry band of defenders start popping up, Carvalho deal nearing closure, Welbeck still Arsenal bound* CHILLLL!!!! This could be a great deadline day tho.
8 – 10pm (blurred): *checks and stays on twitter* WHAT IS THIS CLUB DRIVING AT??? THIS WINDOW FINNA BE INSANE YO! EXCITED!!!!!!
11pm – 12am: *Welbeck joins Arsenal, window closes* WAITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ALL??????? NO DM??????? NO CB????????? WENGER ARE YOU MAD??????????? *smashes phone on the wall*
1am: *logs on to twitter via PC* Hmmmmm…..Welbeck isn’t a bad player tho, he could be immense for us……yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! *unfollows a gooner who called him Welbz*
WELCOME DANNY BOY!