First off, before I get to the diving machine aka Arjen Robben (you can find a “how to do an Arjen Robben dive” here), let’s talk about Chelsea wanting to snap up Brazilian wonder-kid Anderson telisca from Benfica. The Chavs have done some pretty good business and adding Telisca won’t be a bad deall too considering they lack a bit of depth in midfield and defense.
Van ‘Gall’ is who intends to bring the diver of the millennium to the Premier League or so the stories say. He’s still got some years of
diving football in him and would be of great help winning penalties for Manchester United in the absence of Howard Webb Ashley Young.
Redknapp is rumoured to be bringing Robbie Keane back to QPR from LA Galaxy, while the Chavs and Manchester United are rumoured to be after Paul Pogba. I’d take a Pogba in my defensive midfield anytime, though seeing Arsenal might not be able to afford that, a Bender or Schneiderlin would do.
Liverpool are also rumoured to be after Berahino and Porto have offered Jackson Martinez for 27.5m quid.
Let’s watch as things unfold…January cometh!